Oh, good god. Not another anti-religion documentary. Well play me the world's smallest violin.
Here you go, ruining the lives of some of my good priest friends whose only crime is to help straighten out some young men.
If what we priests were doing on a regular basis were really so wrong, the authorities would take some sort of action. They don't. And parents would no longer send their kids to us. But they do. So what. So there might be a little bit of collateral damage to save your children's souls. It's all even steven. It's a square.
Tuesday, 9 April 2013
Saturday, 6 April 2013
Suck it up.
NEWS SOURCE
As a priest, pedophilia is A-OK with me. Heck, it's basically a job requirement. And we all know the authorities are rather hip with the concept too. They don't really care all that much, as long as nobody gets hurt -- too badly.
But this story disgusts even me. Oral sex on a baby? Why not wait until the kid is a bit older. And then get a return trip too. That's the way I would want it. Man, this is sick. BUT, it is a tradition, so that's the important thing. So another note to authorities: there's nothing to C here.
“Two more babies stricken with herpes after ritual ultra-orthodox Jewish oral blood sucking circumcision in New York City...
O-BABY, come to me:
As a priest, pedophilia is A-OK with me. Heck, it's basically a job requirement. And we all know the authorities are rather hip with the concept too. They don't really care all that much, as long as nobody gets hurt -- too badly.
But this story disgusts even me. Oral sex on a baby? Why not wait until the kid is a bit older. And then get a return trip too. That's the way I would want it. Man, this is sick. BUT, it is a tradition, so that's the important thing. So another note to authorities: there's nothing to C here.
“Two more babies stricken with herpes after ritual ultra-orthodox Jewish oral blood sucking circumcision in New York City...
O-BABY, come to me:
Sunday, 24 March 2013
A billion here, a billion there. So-called scientists "adjust" ago of universe by a billion years, change other "facts" as they go along.
"Universe is older than we thought" >>
"Woops, we were wrong. A comet killed the dinosaurs. Forget what we told you before" >>
Stupid atheist "scientists": "It was a meteor that killed the dinosaurs. A volcano. No, wait, it was an asteroid, that's it, an asteroid. No wait, we take that back, it was a comet. Yea, that's it, it was a comet."
Stupid atheist "scientists": "Oh, by the way, the universe it 10 billion years old. Um, make that 12 or 13 billion. Let's adjust that to 13.2. Oh no, it's 14 billion. Yes, now we know. Trust us."
Oh my god, you scientists are making this up as you go along. Just admit it. You have no idea what you are talking about. Ever hear of the idea of facts, jerks? Check the book. I mean THE book. It's not called THE GOOD BOOK for nothing. And it's not just good, it's the best.
Here is the difference between we solid believers and you idiot scientists: we already KNOW the truth. No need to waste time making numbers up when we have them in front of us. You guys, get ready to go extinct.
"Woops, we were wrong. A comet killed the dinosaurs. Forget what we told you before" >>
Stupid atheist "scientists": "It was a meteor that killed the dinosaurs. A volcano. No, wait, it was an asteroid, that's it, an asteroid. No wait, we take that back, it was a comet. Yea, that's it, it was a comet."
Stupid atheist "scientists": "Oh, by the way, the universe it 10 billion years old. Um, make that 12 or 13 billion. Let's adjust that to 13.2. Oh no, it's 14 billion. Yes, now we know. Trust us."
Oh my god, you scientists are making this up as you go along. Just admit it. You have no idea what you are talking about. Ever hear of the idea of facts, jerks? Check the book. I mean THE book. It's not called THE GOOD BOOK for nothing. And it's not just good, it's the best.
Here is the difference between we solid believers and you idiot scientists: we already KNOW the truth. No need to waste time making numbers up when we have them in front of us. You guys, get ready to go extinct.
Thursday, 7 March 2013
Should priests marry? Why buy the cow...
...when the milk is already so, so sweet?
CNN, SHOULD PRIESTS MARRY (anwser is no) >>
Should priests marry?! What a stupid suggestion. Please CNN, go back to your hole in Atlanta. We priests have a good thing going here.
CNN, SHOULD PRIESTS MARRY (anwser is no) >>
Should priests marry?! What a stupid suggestion. Please CNN, go back to your hole in Atlanta. We priests have a good thing going here.
Sunday, 3 March 2013
Cardinal Keith O'Brien goes down
My good, dear friend Cardinal Keith O'Brien of Scotland says he has sinned. What more do you want. He got caught, denied, denied, denied, vaguely admitted some porking around may have happened, and he's ready to move on. What more do you want? What are we men of the cloth? Saints?
Wake up folks: we ARE the catholic religion. We pork when and where and who we want. You try and tell us different and the wrath of our god be upon ye. Don't make me start with Latin now.
Once again, proof that no laws can touch us. See you in church next Sunday. Bring your kids, and don't be late: that would be a sin. STORY >>
Wake up folks: we ARE the catholic religion. We pork when and where and who we want. You try and tell us different and the wrath of our god be upon ye. Don't make me start with Latin now.
Once again, proof that no laws can touch us. See you in church next Sunday. Bring your kids, and don't be late: that would be a sin. STORY >>
Monday, 11 February 2013
Is the gig up? PBXVI made it so easy for us pedophile priests.
Let's hope for another great man like Big Ben. Advice to new pope: learn to turn your back on the truth and you'll have our support.
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Sodomy and religion: oil and water my friends, oil and water. Evil duet sings shocking jesus hate song.
Who are these Garfunkel and Oates women? I suppose the spouses of the evil rock stars with the same last names. Mrs. Garfunkel, Mrs. Oates, I think you will be happy to know that there is now a spot in hell reserved for both of you.
This is not funny in the least. There is no place in Christianity for sodomy or humour there about of.
In other news, my dear catholic friends in L.A. are in some trouble for hiding hundreds of cases of forced child sodomy over a period of more than a decade -- woops, I meant sharing their deep priestly love with lost souls. No crime here. Just another witch hunt. Ladies and gentlemen, please do continue to send your small children, preferably small boys, to us so we can nourish them. Nourish them real good ;)
This is not funny in the least. There is no place in Christianity for sodomy or humour there about of.
In other news, my dear catholic friends in L.A. are in some trouble for hiding hundreds of cases of forced child sodomy over a period of more than a decade -- woops, I meant sharing their deep priestly love with lost souls. No crime here. Just another witch hunt. Ladies and gentlemen, please do continue to send your small children, preferably small boys, to us so we can nourish them. Nourish them real good ;)
Tuesday, 22 January 2013
LA Confidential. Los Angeles Cardinal Roger M. Mahony hid priest abuse for decades. But he prays for the victims. So everything is square.
STORY >>
My dear friend, Archbishop Roger M. Mahony of L.A., who I must confess I haven't seen in years, knows how to keep a secret. So he knew about the rape of small boys. So what? He prayed for them. What more do you expect? Miracles?
This church stuff is just too good to be true. Colleagues, can you believe that people still send their kids to us? What a thing we have going here. Pinch me because I think I am in heaven.
"Los Angeles Cardinal Mahony Hid Priest Abuse, Files Show
LOS ANGELES — Fifteen years before the clergy sex abuse scandal came to light, Archbishop Roger M. Mahony and a top adviser discussed ways to conceal the molestation of children from law enforcement, according to internal Catholic church records released Monday.
The archdiocese’s failure to purge pedophile clergy and reluctance to cooperate with law enforcement has previously been known. But the memos written in 1986 and 1987 by Mahony and Msgr. Thomas J. Curry, then the archdiocese’s chief advisor on sex abuse cases, offer the strongest evidence yet of a concerted effort by officials in the nation’s largest Catholic diocese to shield abusers from police.
The newly released records, which the archdiocese fought for years to keep secret, reveal in church leadermahonys’ own words a desire to keep authorities from discovering that children were being molested..."
A refresher course for we men of the cloth:
My dear friend, Archbishop Roger M. Mahony of L.A., who I must confess I haven't seen in years, knows how to keep a secret. So he knew about the rape of small boys. So what? He prayed for them. What more do you expect? Miracles?
This church stuff is just too good to be true. Colleagues, can you believe that people still send their kids to us? What a thing we have going here. Pinch me because I think I am in heaven.
"Los Angeles Cardinal Mahony Hid Priest Abuse, Files Show
LOS ANGELES — Fifteen years before the clergy sex abuse scandal came to light, Archbishop Roger M. Mahony and a top adviser discussed ways to conceal the molestation of children from law enforcement, according to internal Catholic church records released Monday.
The archdiocese’s failure to purge pedophile clergy and reluctance to cooperate with law enforcement has previously been known. But the memos written in 1986 and 1987 by Mahony and Msgr. Thomas J. Curry, then the archdiocese’s chief advisor on sex abuse cases, offer the strongest evidence yet of a concerted effort by officials in the nation’s largest Catholic diocese to shield abusers from police.
The newly released records, which the archdiocese fought for years to keep secret, reveal in church leadermahonys’ own words a desire to keep authorities from discovering that children were being molested..."
Full of Mahony:
A refresher course for we men of the cloth:
Friday, 18 January 2013
Neil before me! Former priest Neil Doherty pleads guilty to molesting dozens of boys. "Woops, my bad."
STORY FROM FLORIDA >>
I don't know this priest, Neil Doherty, but he's got my attention. Another case of over-ambitious prosecutors railroading a fine-looking man who was simply trying to do god's work. He put the fear of jesus into kids. This is what we clergy are trained to do. (Of course the amazing thing is people continue to send their kids to us.)
"Ex-priest takes plea in child sex abuse case"
"A former Margate priest accused of molesting dozens of boys for decades faces up to 15 years in prison after he pleaded no contest to charges brought by a man who grew up in the 1990s across the street from the church.
"A bearded Neil Doherty, 69, appeared haggard and frail in a beige jail jumpsuit in a Broward County courtroom Monday morning. He pleaded no contest to six counts of lewd and lascivious actions on a child.
"Although Doherty faces no other criminal charges, he has been accused of molesting at least 27 children in Broward and Miami-Dade counties since as early as 1972 and has been the subject of numerous lawsuits against himself and against the Archdiocese of Miami..."
A real panhandler, former Miami priest Neil Doherty will be doing some hard time:
I don't know this priest, Neil Doherty, but he's got my attention. Another case of over-ambitious prosecutors railroading a fine-looking man who was simply trying to do god's work. He put the fear of jesus into kids. This is what we clergy are trained to do. (Of course the amazing thing is people continue to send their kids to us.)
"Ex-priest takes plea in child sex abuse case"
"A former Margate priest accused of molesting dozens of boys for decades faces up to 15 years in prison after he pleaded no contest to charges brought by a man who grew up in the 1990s across the street from the church.
"A bearded Neil Doherty, 69, appeared haggard and frail in a beige jail jumpsuit in a Broward County courtroom Monday morning. He pleaded no contest to six counts of lewd and lascivious actions on a child.
"Although Doherty faces no other criminal charges, he has been accused of molesting at least 27 children in Broward and Miami-Dade counties since as early as 1972 and has been the subject of numerous lawsuits against himself and against the Archdiocese of Miami..."
A real panhandler, former Miami priest Neil Doherty will be doing some hard time:
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Getting carried away. Was jesus a pedophile? Yes, and so what?
The evidence is pretty solid. Jesus liked young lovin'. He is our inspiration. He is what makes us clergy click. People, bring your children to us. We will show them the love of jesus.
Graceland. Church with 80 franchises hid sex abuse for decades. Blah, blah, blah. So? Nobody really cares.
STORY >>
My buddy Rev. Larry Tomczak from Sovereign Grace Ministries got caught with a rod in his hands.
Come one now. If this were really a big deal, this would be all over the news. Major networks would be all over this. It would make international headlines. And the law would actually do something to stop this. So, nothing to see here folks.
First of all there is no such thing as sexual abuse of children in houses of worship: we clergy call it business as usual. It's sort of part of our work. Let's call it "giving back to the community." People send their children to us, and nobody seems to mind. Keep 'em coming my flock.
"Sovereign Grace: More allege church hid sex abuse
A pastor known for promoting corporal punishment has been accused of physically abusing a woman for 25 years, beginning during her childhood.
The Rev. Larry Tomczak, an associate pastor at Bethel World Outreach Church in Davidson County near Brentwood, Tenn., was named in a Maryland lawsuit filed against leaders of Sovereign Grace Ministries, a denomination he helped found in the 1980s.
It alleges that Tomczak, who lives in Franklin, Tenn., and other church leaders covered up sexual abuse in the denomination and at a Christian school in Gaithersburg, Md., in the 1980s and 1990s.
The seven females and one male plaintiff are identified in the lawsuit with pseudonyms. Attorneys are seeking to build a class-action suit against Sovereign Grace Ministries, which has more than 80 congregations, including a few outside the U.S. Burke said Tuesday that more alleged victims have contacted her office."
Larry Tomczak and his babe (sister? wife? both?).
The good book:
My buddy Rev. Larry Tomczak from Sovereign Grace Ministries got caught with a rod in his hands.
Come one now. If this were really a big deal, this would be all over the news. Major networks would be all over this. It would make international headlines. And the law would actually do something to stop this. So, nothing to see here folks.
First of all there is no such thing as sexual abuse of children in houses of worship: we clergy call it business as usual. It's sort of part of our work. Let's call it "giving back to the community." People send their children to us, and nobody seems to mind. Keep 'em coming my flock.
"Sovereign Grace: More allege church hid sex abuse
A pastor known for promoting corporal punishment has been accused of physically abusing a woman for 25 years, beginning during her childhood.
The Rev. Larry Tomczak, an associate pastor at Bethel World Outreach Church in Davidson County near Brentwood, Tenn., was named in a Maryland lawsuit filed against leaders of Sovereign Grace Ministries, a denomination he helped found in the 1980s.
It alleges that Tomczak, who lives in Franklin, Tenn., and other church leaders covered up sexual abuse in the denomination and at a Christian school in Gaithersburg, Md., in the 1980s and 1990s.
The seven females and one male plaintiff are identified in the lawsuit with pseudonyms. Attorneys are seeking to build a class-action suit against Sovereign Grace Ministries, which has more than 80 congregations, including a few outside the U.S. Burke said Tuesday that more alleged victims have contacted her office."
Larry Tomczak and his babe (sister? wife? both?).
The good book:
Chewing the fat with my good friends the Huckebees. Includes amazing pics of the hot Huck chicks.
The algebra is simple my friends:
I like mike.
Mike loves jesus.
Jesus loves you.
Therefore you must love Mike too.
Sure I'm a catholic priest, but I can be eclectic. I recently had a chance to spend some quality time with my good friends the Huckebees (check out my photos below) to learn more about what Mike and family know about the greatness of god and how he could allow an event like the Newtown school shooting to occur. Mike made it crystal clear: god doesn't want to get involved unless people beg and plead on their knees. (And that's the way I like it too, wink, wink.)
Mike and I disagreed on a few finer points. For example, Mike doesn't believe that jesus was and still is a pedophile, but rather, Mike thinks jesus and his dad just like to watch small kids being raped in houses of worship around the globe. OK, I don't want to split hairs. I told Mike that jesus comes to me at night and shows me how he likes to rape small boys among other creatures in god's kingdom and he even demonstrates on me. Not that I mind it.
Anyway, Mike is a good man from a good denomination. I don't know if he appreciates the smaller things in life like I do. Obviously not:
David Huckebee, skin and bones David, skin and bones:
The other Huckebee kid you don't hear much about, Chuck.
Yes, please say hello to my good friend Chuck Huck:
Playing games with the hot Huck Chicks:
I like mike.
Mike loves jesus.
Jesus loves you.
Therefore you must love Mike too.
Sure I'm a catholic priest, but I can be eclectic. I recently had a chance to spend some quality time with my good friends the Huckebees (check out my photos below) to learn more about what Mike and family know about the greatness of god and how he could allow an event like the Newtown school shooting to occur. Mike made it crystal clear: god doesn't want to get involved unless people beg and plead on their knees. (And that's the way I like it too, wink, wink.)
Mike and I disagreed on a few finer points. For example, Mike doesn't believe that jesus was and still is a pedophile, but rather, Mike thinks jesus and his dad just like to watch small kids being raped in houses of worship around the globe. OK, I don't want to split hairs. I told Mike that jesus comes to me at night and shows me how he likes to rape small boys among other creatures in god's kingdom and he even demonstrates on me. Not that I mind it.
Anyway, Mike is a good man from a good denomination. I don't know if he appreciates the smaller things in life like I do. Obviously not:
David Huckebee, skin and bones David, skin and bones:
The other Huckebee kid you don't hear much about, Chuck.
Yes, please say hello to my good friend Chuck Huck:
Playing games with the hot Huck Chicks:
Monday, 14 January 2013
Form a line. Was jesus a pedophile?
Jesus: he loved many children, sometimes many at once.
Yes, jesus was a pedophile. So what? We clergy need inspiration from somewhere. Inspire us jc:
Yes, jesus was a pedophile. So what? We clergy need inspiration from somewhere. Inspire us jc:
Below: jesus is about to make out with what appears to be a native American chick:
Sunday, 13 January 2013
"Want to feel my big hairy beard?" Was jesus a pedophile?
Was jesus a pedophile? Yes, very likely. And I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing. It's the Christian way.
Jesus, do yar ting.
The great Bob Enyart rips some guy named Lawrence Krauss a new black hole.
http://kgov.com/lawrence-krauss-debates-a-creationist
I don't know who this Lawrence Krauss guy is, or who he thinks he is. Obviously not a very well-educated man. He clearly knows so little but tries to pretend he knows a lot. He's making stuff up as he goes along. I don't believe he's American: he's just not smart enough. Probably Canadian. Given his last name, "Krauss," he's probably of German decent -- yes, the same Germany that gave us the atheist Hitler. Typical idiot atheist. He has an agenda.
So, here we try to have another rational discussion with an "athei-nut," you know, those types who think the world is billions of years old. This is just embarrassing for this Krauss guy. I do feel sorry for him at times when I'm not fuming in anger at him. My good friend Bob Enyart makes a complete fool of this Krauss. It's almost sad. How can one still be a non-believer after listening to this?
How many stupid people can there be on this 6000-year-old earth? Bob, take it away.
[UPDATE: Whoa. I just learned this Krauss clown is some sort of "teacher." Can you believe we give people like this access to our children?!]
I don't know who this Lawrence Krauss guy is, or who he thinks he is. Obviously not a very well-educated man. He clearly knows so little but tries to pretend he knows a lot. He's making stuff up as he goes along. I don't believe he's American: he's just not smart enough. Probably Canadian. Given his last name, "Krauss," he's probably of German decent -- yes, the same Germany that gave us the atheist Hitler. Typical idiot atheist. He has an agenda.
So, here we try to have another rational discussion with an "athei-nut," you know, those types who think the world is billions of years old. This is just embarrassing for this Krauss guy. I do feel sorry for him at times when I'm not fuming in anger at him. My good friend Bob Enyart makes a complete fool of this Krauss. It's almost sad. How can one still be a non-believer after listening to this?
How many stupid people can there be on this 6000-year-old earth? Bob, take it away.
[UPDATE: Whoa. I just learned this Krauss clown is some sort of "teacher." Can you believe we give people like this access to our children?!]
Here the great Bob Enyart, my very good friend, rips Krauss a new black hole:
Saturday, 12 January 2013
Hop on pop. Was jesus a pedophile?
I think he was. Don't you understand now? We are men of god who follow the ways of jesus. Blame us not for following our lord and savior for it is His will.
"Say hello to mister wiener..."
"Say hello to mister wiener..."
Californication kiss and tell. Church can't withhold names in California priest files
STORY >>
Oh Californication dreamin'.
Is there no such thing as privacy any longer? So some of my priestly colleagues in California were touching some small private parts. Is this a reason for the invasion of privacy? I think me not. Oh my priestly brethren, the wrong here is not in you but in the acts of intrusion.
God's wrath will be upon the prosecutors. They should tremble in fear. There will be no privacy in hell for them.
"LOS ANGELES (AP) - The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles must release the names of church leaders and pedophile priests identified in thousands of pages of internal documents recounting sexual abuse allegations dating back decades, a judge ruled Monday.
The decision by Superior Court Judge Emilie Elias overturned much of a 2011 order by another judge that would have allowed the archdiocese to black out the names of church higher-ups. Victims, as well as The Associated Press and Los Angeles Times, argued for the names to be public.
Elias said she weighed the privacy rights of priests and others - including those who are mentioned in the documents but were not accused of any wrongdoing - versus the public's interest in learning details of the child abuse that prompted the archdiocese to agree to a record $660 million settlement with victims in 2007...."
"Stopped in to a church, I passed along the way.
Well I got down on my knees
got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray.
I pretend to pray.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
preacher likes the cold.
He knows I'm gonna stay."
Oh Californication dreamin'.
Is there no such thing as privacy any longer? So some of my priestly colleagues in California were touching some small private parts. Is this a reason for the invasion of privacy? I think me not. Oh my priestly brethren, the wrong here is not in you but in the acts of intrusion.
God's wrath will be upon the prosecutors. They should tremble in fear. There will be no privacy in hell for them.
"LOS ANGELES (AP) - The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles must release the names of church leaders and pedophile priests identified in thousands of pages of internal documents recounting sexual abuse allegations dating back decades, a judge ruled Monday.
The decision by Superior Court Judge Emilie Elias overturned much of a 2011 order by another judge that would have allowed the archdiocese to black out the names of church higher-ups. Victims, as well as The Associated Press and Los Angeles Times, argued for the names to be public.
Elias said she weighed the privacy rights of priests and others - including those who are mentioned in the documents but were not accused of any wrongdoing - versus the public's interest in learning details of the child abuse that prompted the archdiocese to agree to a record $660 million settlement with victims in 2007...."
"Stopped in to a church, I passed along the way.
Well I got down on my knees
got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray.
I pretend to pray.
You know the preacher likes the cold.
preacher likes the cold.
He knows I'm gonna stay."
Wednesday, 9 January 2013
Come to me son. Was jesus a pedophile?
I see the light. Clergy were shaped in jesus' image. His teachings and ideals were passed to us. Note to authorities: judge us clergy not by man's laws but by those of jesus. (Actually, for the most part, this is what you have been doing anyway.)
Tuesday, 8 January 2013
Hole in one. Was Jesus a Pedophile?
I had an epiphany last night (among other things): Jesus was a pedophile. He loved children. He loved them a lot. Maybe this explains why so few of us clergy are punished for child lovin'. We are doing god's work. Jesus, lead the way.
Touchy Tucci. Former Allentown, Pa priest Bruno Tucci living large with child lovin'.
STORY >>
Oh my poor Brother Tucci. You got yourself in a touch of trouble for touching. You're clearly another victim of this on-going witch hunt against child lovin'. I will pray for you padre. Take comfort in that.
"OCEAN CITY -- Ocean City Police this week formally charged a Salisbury resident and former priest with child sex abuse after an investigation into an alleged incident in the resort dating back over 30 years.
Police last month concluded a child sexual assault investigation stemming from an alleged incident in August 1981. As a result of the investigation, OCPD detectives have charged Bruno Michael Tucci, 70, of Salisbury, with a fourth-degree sex offense and child abuse by a custodian.
Tucci is believed to have brought a child into an Ocean City motel room in August 1981. While in the motel, the alleged illegal sexual acts occurred. Tucci is a former priest in Allentown, Pa. from 1971 until 2007..."
My dear colleague "Toucy Tucci" needs a good lawyer:
Oh my poor Brother Tucci. You got yourself in a touch of trouble for touching. You're clearly another victim of this on-going witch hunt against child lovin'. I will pray for you padre. Take comfort in that.
"OCEAN CITY -- Ocean City Police this week formally charged a Salisbury resident and former priest with child sex abuse after an investigation into an alleged incident in the resort dating back over 30 years.
Police last month concluded a child sexual assault investigation stemming from an alleged incident in August 1981. As a result of the investigation, OCPD detectives have charged Bruno Michael Tucci, 70, of Salisbury, with a fourth-degree sex offense and child abuse by a custodian.
Tucci is believed to have brought a child into an Ocean City motel room in August 1981. While in the motel, the alleged illegal sexual acts occurred. Tucci is a former priest in Allentown, Pa. from 1971 until 2007..."
My dear colleague "Toucy Tucci" needs a good lawyer:
Monday, 7 January 2013
Feeling restrained. Priest calls emergency services to get out of a pair of handcuffs. Let's leave it at that (wink, wink).
This Catholic priest in Illinois got himself in a tight spot and had to call 911 to get out of a pair of handcuffs.
Man, I've been there, done that. Why do we priests need handcuffs to begin with? Well, ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Man, I've been there, done that. Why do we priests need handcuffs to begin with? Well, ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Saturday, 5 January 2013
Born wel. They like everything smaller in Texas. Six-year-old molested at a lone star church.
Former Church Daycare Worker Accused Of Child Sex Abuse >>
It's important to remember that where there is god, there is protection. Bring god back into your schools. They are safe with us. Sure, some of you cynics out there like to point out stories like this one, the sexual abuse of a four-year-old at a Church. But note that this time, the accused wasn't a clergy:
"Police are looking for any more possible victims after a 19 year-old former church daycare volunteer was arrested on charges of aggravated sexual assault of a child under 6. The alleged assault took place inside the children’s ministry at the Metropolitan Baptist Church in Lake Worth.
"Court documents obtained by CBS11 say the victim, who is 4 years old, said a 'boy put his mouth on him' and pointed to his crotch area..."
It's important to remember that where there is god, there is protection. Bring god back into your schools. They are safe with us. Sure, some of you cynics out there like to point out stories like this one, the sexual abuse of a four-year-old at a Church. But note that this time, the accused wasn't a clergy:
"Police are looking for any more possible victims after a 19 year-old former church daycare volunteer was arrested on charges of aggravated sexual assault of a child under 6. The alleged assault took place inside the children’s ministry at the Metropolitan Baptist Church in Lake Worth.
"Court documents obtained by CBS11 say the victim, who is 4 years old, said a 'boy put his mouth on him' and pointed to his crotch area..."
Last night I was raped by jesus, again!
Yup, he came at me again. Jesus is a bad boy. But he's got a great bod!
Wednesday, 2 January 2013
Boston cream pie. Vatican appoints Boston Legal Priest who defends pedophile priests to go after them.
STORY >>
This is smart. This is what I would do: Appoint a person who defends pedophile priests to head a commission to investigate those priests. Nice PR move. I like it.
"Pope Benedict XVI appointed Rev. Robert W. Oliver as the Vatican’s new sexual crimes prosecutor. Oliver is a priest who handled clergy sexual abuse cases in the Roman Catholic Church in Boston at the height of the scandal and for years afterward...
"Advocates for abuse victims in the Boston archdiocese criticized his record on Saturday. Anne Barrett Doyle, co-director of Bishop Accountability, a watchdog group that maintains an archive of abuse cases and documents, said in an interview, 'Reverend Oliver is a champion of accused priests, which obviously does not bode well for the job he will do as promoter of justice.'"
"She said that under that under Father Oliver’s guidance, the Boston archdiocese reported that between 2003 and 2005 it had cleared 32 of 71 accused priests, about 45 percent, saying it did not find “probable cause” to pursue abuse cases against them. That was a far higher clearance rate than the 10 percent reported by other dioceses nationwide, according to a report in 2005 by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops."
This is smart. This is what I would do: Appoint a person who defends pedophile priests to head a commission to investigate those priests. Nice PR move. I like it.
"Pope Benedict XVI appointed Rev. Robert W. Oliver as the Vatican’s new sexual crimes prosecutor. Oliver is a priest who handled clergy sexual abuse cases in the Roman Catholic Church in Boston at the height of the scandal and for years afterward...
"Advocates for abuse victims in the Boston archdiocese criticized his record on Saturday. Anne Barrett Doyle, co-director of Bishop Accountability, a watchdog group that maintains an archive of abuse cases and documents, said in an interview, 'Reverend Oliver is a champion of accused priests, which obviously does not bode well for the job he will do as promoter of justice.'"
"She said that under that under Father Oliver’s guidance, the Boston archdiocese reported that between 2003 and 2005 it had cleared 32 of 71 accused priests, about 45 percent, saying it did not find “probable cause” to pursue abuse cases against them. That was a far higher clearance rate than the 10 percent reported by other dioceses nationwide, according to a report in 2005 by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops."
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