Words don't come easy. "Child abuse." Gotta love them semantics.

My Dear Priestly Colleagues,

You are no doubt aware of the on-going turbulance in Australia where the government authorities are nosing around our business. They claim that tens of thousands of children may have been abused across the country by religious authorities. Heck, even Australia's president is involved, heathen that she is.

But I write to you urging all to keep a chin up and tight upper lip (if you get my drift). We are fortunate. Very fortunate indeed that we only have to deal with a stupid media. Morans. Easily manipulated morons.

There are lots of stories of "child abuse." We planted that word in their minds. And they bought it hook line and stinker. Sure, they could start throwing out terms such as forced sodimy, violent oral sex, or, on a good day, statuatory rape. But nope -- they continue to use term "child abuse," as if we withheld their chocolate pudding.

So keep strong and stay hard. We are still in control here. We abuse the media too you see.

Words don't come easy.

A gift from god.

Read it and sleep.

Yes, sleep well my priestly brethren. The lowly laws of ordinary people can not touch us. We are our own law. We do as we please. Remember, our law comes from a higher order. And a lower one -- wink, wink.

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Teen Spirit. Pastor loved one of his flock deeply. And is being punished for it!

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Another travesty of justice. Lovin' is what religion is all about. But to be honest, my friend Jan-Mikkel went about this the wrong way. I keep saying over and over again, a teen can be mean. They can report you. They can be heard. They can be believed. Younger, younger, younger my friends.

Ex-youth pastor sentenced to prison for sex with teenage parishioner

NEW PHILADELPHIA As the judge commented that the depth of trust is equivalent to the depth of betrayal, a former youth pastor was sentenced Wednesday to five years in prison for a sexual relationship with a teenage girl attending his church.

Jan-Mikkel Jasper, 36, who is known as Mikkel Jasper, was charged with one count of sexual battery. The third-degree felony charge states that Jasper was a cleric, and the other person was a minor attending the church he served. He no longer is a pastor, nor associated with Alpine Bible Church near Sugarcreek... FULL STORY >>

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