A billion here, a billion there. So-called scientists "adjust" ago of universe by a billion years, change other "facts" as they go along.

"Universe is older than we thought" >>

"Woops, we were wrong. A comet killed the dinosaurs. Forget what we told you before" >>


Stupid atheist "scientists": "It was a meteor that killed the dinosaurs. A volcano. No, wait, it was an asteroid, that's it, an asteroid. No wait, we take that back, it was a comet. Yea, that's it, it was a comet."

Stupid atheist "scientists": "Oh, by the way, the universe it 10 billion years old. Um, make that 12 or 13 billion. Let's adjust that to 13.2. Oh no, it's 14 billion. Yes, now we know. Trust us."

Oh my god, you scientists are making this up as you go along. Just admit it. You have no idea what you are talking about. Ever hear of the idea of facts, jerks? Check the book. I mean THE book. It's not called THE GOOD BOOK for nothing. And it's not just good, it's the best.

Here is the difference between we solid believers and you idiot scientists: we already KNOW the truth. No need to waste time making numbers up when we have them in front of us. You guys, get ready to go extinct.

Should priests marry? Why buy the cow...

...when the milk is already so, so sweet?

CNN, SHOULD PRIESTS MARRY (anwser is no) >>

Should priests marry?! What a stupid suggestion. Please CNN, go back to your hole in Atlanta. We priests have a good thing going here.

Cardinal Keith O'Brien goes down

My good, dear friend Cardinal Keith O'Brien of Scotland says he has sinned. What more do you want. He got caught, denied, denied, denied, vaguely admitted some porking around may have happened, and he's ready to move on. What more do you want? What are we men of the cloth? Saints?

Wake up folks: we ARE the catholic religion. We pork when and where and who we want. You try and tell us different and the wrath of our god be upon ye. Don't make me start with Latin now.

Once again, proof that no laws can touch us. See you in church next Sunday. Bring your kids, and don't be late: that would be a sin. STORY >>