Last night I had a dream that I was being raped by jesus. I'll spare you the details. But I could swear that his father (who is him) was just standing by, watching in enjoyment. Let's see how this relationship develops.
Monday, 31 December 2012
Last night, I felt the power of jesus within me...
...and it felt rather good.
Last night I had a dream that I was being raped by jesus. I'll spare you the details. But I could swear that his father (who is him) was just standing by, watching in enjoyment. Let's see how this relationship develops.
Last night I had a dream that I was being raped by jesus. I'll spare you the details. But I could swear that his father (who is him) was just standing by, watching in enjoyment. Let's see how this relationship develops.
Saturday, 29 December 2012
Miracle Whip. Let's not forget this miracle which provides 100% proof of god's existence. I know that atheists want to: the Little Dutch boy.
I don't know why, but I'm just in the mood to poke fun at atheists today. How they love to forget all the proof we have for the existence of god. Well, how's this story as a little reminder:
Remember the Afriqiyah Airways Flight 771? Sure, you atheists want to forget. I don't blame you. I know stories like this just make you feel stupid. Man's flying machine couldn't handle god's great gravity. But our lord is forgiving. He saved a lovely little Dutch boy, 9-year-old Ruben van Assouw. Not a scratch on him. Just check out the picture below. And god doesn't want little Ruben to be weighed down by past troubles, so he gave the kid a fresh start too. He is so giving. So god allowed the crash to kill Ruben's brother. And mother. And father. In fact, 103 people in all who just weren't needed were cleansed from god's great 6000-year-old earth. Can anyone say miracle? A beautiful, beautiful miracle.
But now I wonder what Ruben van Assouw is up to these days. It's been more than two years since his miracle. I wonder if he needs the company of a priest to comfort him. He must be at least 11 years old now, which is a bit over the hill for me. In this case, I'll make an exception.
Miracle Whip. The lord saved Ruben van Assouw without a scratch on him. Let us not forget god's great power. Let us not forget the Assouw miracle:
Remember the Afriqiyah Airways Flight 771? Sure, you atheists want to forget. I don't blame you. I know stories like this just make you feel stupid. Man's flying machine couldn't handle god's great gravity. But our lord is forgiving. He saved a lovely little Dutch boy, 9-year-old Ruben van Assouw. Not a scratch on him. Just check out the picture below. And god doesn't want little Ruben to be weighed down by past troubles, so he gave the kid a fresh start too. He is so giving. So god allowed the crash to kill Ruben's brother. And mother. And father. In fact, 103 people in all who just weren't needed were cleansed from god's great 6000-year-old earth. Can anyone say miracle? A beautiful, beautiful miracle.
But now I wonder what Ruben van Assouw is up to these days. It's been more than two years since his miracle. I wonder if he needs the company of a priest to comfort him. He must be at least 11 years old now, which is a bit over the hill for me. In this case, I'll make an exception.
Miracle Whip. The lord saved Ruben van Assouw without a scratch on him. Let us not forget god's great power. Let us not forget the Assouw miracle:
Monday, 17 December 2012
Sunday, 16 December 2012
Gone Fischering. Bring god back into the schools so we can protect them like only we know how.
Yes, indeed, houses of worship are a safe place for children. Let us into your schools again: we clergy know how to protect children. We know how to protect them real good.
Here is my good friend Fischer explaining it like it is. A massive school shooting can be blamed on the first amendment to the U.S. Consitution (separation of religion) and not the second (right to bear arms):
Here is my good friend Fischer explaining it like it is. A massive school shooting can be blamed on the first amendment to the U.S. Consitution (separation of religion) and not the second (right to bear arms):
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