STORY >>
Image source: The Age.
Thursday, 25 October 2012
Life begins at erection. Yes!! Even more Americans is smart people!
I love when we Abrahamic monotheists make you atheists out there look dumber and even more dumber and even a little more dumber than that.
U.S. Senate candidate from Nevada Richard Mourdock tells it like it is. It's god's will. And maybe that child will be a potential candidate for us priests... Well, you know how us priests think.
U.S. Senate candidate from Nevada Richard Mourdock tells it like it is. It's god's will. And maybe that child will be a potential candidate for us priests... Well, you know how us priests think.
It happened at Little de-Flower. Church says Father Rolando Garcia is innocent until proven filthy.
STORY >>
Well, well. It's another case of he-said, he-said.
Are you a naughty priest Father Rolando Garcia? I'm there with you pal. But as I keep preaching -- get 'em while they're younger. 16? That's an old man in my eyes.
"A group of parents at a South Florida Catholic school are taking action after their parish priest was allowed to remain on the job following sexual abuse allegations.
Some parents at the St. Agatha Catholic Church and school in southwest Miami-Dade have banded together to try to get Father Rolando Garcia removed..."
Bold is beautiful: Father Rolando Garcia.
Well, well. It's another case of he-said, he-said.
Are you a naughty priest Father Rolando Garcia? I'm there with you pal. But as I keep preaching -- get 'em while they're younger. 16? That's an old man in my eyes.
"A group of parents at a South Florida Catholic school are taking action after their parish priest was allowed to remain on the job following sexual abuse allegations.
Some parents at the St. Agatha Catholic Church and school in southwest Miami-Dade have banded together to try to get Father Rolando Garcia removed..."
Bold is beautiful: Father Rolando Garcia.
Tuesday, 23 October 2012
Dr. Leakey
Oh man, this guy asks good, hard questions of the supposedly great Richard Dawkins.
Dawkins can't even answer. So, Dr. smarty Dawkins, as man was being built from the inside out, how did we meet our basic needs? We waited millions of years just to spring a leak?
Man oh man, is evolution looking like a stupid theory now. Ready to come join us creationists now? Yes, come into the light. And come into the darkness too, wink, wink.
I'm not sure who this guy to the left is, but he's a bright guy who obviously has done his homework for this Dawkins interview. I wouldn't be surprised if he were educated in America. Yes, he's that smart.
Dawkins can't even answer. So, Dr. smarty Dawkins, as man was being built from the inside out, how did we meet our basic needs? We waited millions of years just to spring a leak?
Man oh man, is evolution looking like a stupid theory now. Ready to come join us creationists now? Yes, come into the light. And come into the darkness too, wink, wink.
I'm not sure who this guy to the left is, but he's a bright guy who obviously has done his homework for this Dawkins interview. I wouldn't be surprised if he were educated in America. Yes, he's that smart.
Sunday, 14 October 2012
Love of the Irish. Irish church authorities in slight delay in reporting sex abuse allegations.
Oh. Here we go again. More complaints about the church's inaction in response to sexual allegations. Come on now. We all procrastinate now and again. I know I do. Do you? So the Church of Ireland waited four months to make the appropriate reports to authorities. What's the Mchurry?
Catholic Church delayed reporting child sex abuse allegations to authorities.
CHURCH authorities in Ireland took almost four months to report allegations of child sex abuse despite new guidelines that incidents should be immediately reported to gardai and the HSE.
A HSE report published today says just 15pc of all cases were reported to gardai and health chiefs “with immediacy” or within three days, and that dioceses “misinterpreted” the guidelines which were introduced in 2009.
And it found that despite telling the HSE that all allegations received had been reported to gardai and health bosses, some dioceses had not passed on the information. STORY FROM IRELAND >>
Lots of Malachy? Irish church turns a blind eye. No way.
Catholic Church delayed reporting child sex abuse allegations to authorities.
CHURCH authorities in Ireland took almost four months to report allegations of child sex abuse despite new guidelines that incidents should be immediately reported to gardai and the HSE.
A HSE report published today says just 15pc of all cases were reported to gardai and health chiefs “with immediacy” or within three days, and that dioceses “misinterpreted” the guidelines which were introduced in 2009.
And it found that despite telling the HSE that all allegations received had been reported to gardai and health bosses, some dioceses had not passed on the information. STORY FROM IRELAND >>
Lots of Malachy? Irish church turns a blind eye. No way.
Thursday, 11 October 2012
Sweet Sixteen. Saving Father Ryan. Father Lee Ryan of Illinois is loved, and he loved some back.
STORY >>
Canon rules baby. Canon rules!
Did I tell you? Did I. Your earthly laws are no match for the vatican.
A Joliet-area (Illinois) priest Rev. F. Lee Ryan was reinstated despite allegations of sexual abuse. Lee's parishioners wanted Rev. Ryan despite the fact that he may have had sex with a 14-year-old boy. But the relationship continued until he was sixteen. So, according to vatican canon law: NOT GUILTY!
This is real love. Real love. Go do some more god's work
"Bishop Conlon's spokesman told the Tribune that the Vatican cited Canon No. 2359 in the 1917 Code of Canon Law to explain why the priest was not found guilty of violating church law. The code stipulates that a cleric who violates the commandment forbidding adultery, by indecently touching a person under the age of 16, has committed a canonical crime.
Though the victim said a church official told him over the phone that age was the key issue, the diocese did not explain why the accuser's claim did not meet the criteria."
Rev. Ryan is happy as he learns love is a two-way street.
Canon rules baby. Canon rules!
Did I tell you? Did I. Your earthly laws are no match for the vatican.
A Joliet-area (Illinois) priest Rev. F. Lee Ryan was reinstated despite allegations of sexual abuse. Lee's parishioners wanted Rev. Ryan despite the fact that he may have had sex with a 14-year-old boy. But the relationship continued until he was sixteen. So, according to vatican canon law: NOT GUILTY!
This is real love. Real love. Go do some more god's work
"Bishop Conlon's spokesman told the Tribune that the Vatican cited Canon No. 2359 in the 1917 Code of Canon Law to explain why the priest was not found guilty of violating church law. The code stipulates that a cleric who violates the commandment forbidding adultery, by indecently touching a person under the age of 16, has committed a canonical crime.
Though the victim said a church official told him over the phone that age was the key issue, the diocese did not explain why the accuser's claim did not meet the criteria."
Rev. Ryan is happy as he learns love is a two-way street.
Going Greek. Greek Orthodox Priest Pleads Guilty To Attempted Rape.
That's it father Patrick Nicholas Hughes, let it all out.
I must say: I don't like this trend I'm seeing. Priests getting caught and sentenced! What's going on here?! We are priests. We are men of the cloth. Authorities take note: we are above your earthly laws. Stop this nonsense of finding, prosecuting, and sentencing these good men or be warned -- the wrath of god be upon you. What's next? Working your way up our chain of command to find the facts. God forbid.
So police, go solve some real crimes. We clergy is good people.
"Greek Orthodox Priest Pleads Guilty To Attempted Rape, Sentenced To 6 Years.
Hughes admitted to posting an Internet ad for "taboo sex with no age restrictions" when he tried to solicit two boys, ages 9 and 14, for sex." STORY >>
I must say: I don't like this trend I'm seeing. Priests getting caught and sentenced! What's going on here?! We are priests. We are men of the cloth. Authorities take note: we are above your earthly laws. Stop this nonsense of finding, prosecuting, and sentencing these good men or be warned -- the wrath of god be upon you. What's next? Working your way up our chain of command to find the facts. God forbid.
So police, go solve some real crimes. We clergy is good people.
"Greek Orthodox Priest Pleads Guilty To Attempted Rape, Sentenced To 6 Years.
Hughes admitted to posting an Internet ad for "taboo sex with no age restrictions" when he tried to solicit two boys, ages 9 and 14, for sex." STORY >>
Cardinal Sin. "Australia's Cardinal George Pell drawn into church's sex inquiry." PLUS MUST SEE training lesson for all my clergy colleagues. VIDEO!
STORY FROM DOWN UNDER >>
Sure, we clergymen are smart people who have a direct line to god. We know everything about the universe, how it was created, what happens after death, and what's best for our flock. Except sometimes we conveniently know nothin'. We see nothin', nothin' I tell ya.
"Cardinal George Pell drawn into churches sex inquiry
"AUSTRALIA'S most powerful Catholic, Cardinal George Pell, was present when a boy raped by a Christian Brother described to another priest what happened, a parliamentary inquiry has been told..."
Let's grant Cardinal George Pell some slack.
And, as promised, today's training lesson for my clergy colleagues:
Sure, we clergymen are smart people who have a direct line to god. We know everything about the universe, how it was created, what happens after death, and what's best for our flock. Except sometimes we conveniently know nothin'. We see nothin', nothin' I tell ya.
"Cardinal George Pell drawn into churches sex inquiry
"AUSTRALIA'S most powerful Catholic, Cardinal George Pell, was present when a boy raped by a Christian Brother described to another priest what happened, a parliamentary inquiry has been told..."
Let's grant Cardinal George Pell some slack.
And, as promised, today's training lesson for my clergy colleagues:
Brotherly Love! St. Paul Priest Charged with Abusing two Brothers + Child Porn
STORY >>
Oh brother, where art thou?
My poor colleague Curtis Carl Wehmeyer from St. Paul, Minnesota is in some trouble for doing some double lovin'. Oh, and a touch of child porn (only 15 counts).
But worry not my priestly colleagues: Curtis is currently out on bail. Will he bail? Remember, we will protect you Curtis. We will transfer you. We will promote you. Run to us.
"Prosecutors in Minnesota have added 17 counts of possession of child pornography to the case against a Minnestoa Catholic priest accused of molesting children.
"Curtis Carl Wehmeyer, 48, was already charged with three counts of criminal sexual conduct. According to the Ramsey County Attorney's Office, Curtis Carl Wehmeyer was charged with 15 counts of possession of child pornography.
"After conducting a forensic exam on a seized laptop, investigators found a number of 'still images and video clips depicting sex acts involving prepubescent males'."
Trust him with your lives. And your small children.
Oh brother, where art thou?
My poor colleague Curtis Carl Wehmeyer from St. Paul, Minnesota is in some trouble for doing some double lovin'. Oh, and a touch of child porn (only 15 counts).
But worry not my priestly colleagues: Curtis is currently out on bail. Will he bail? Remember, we will protect you Curtis. We will transfer you. We will promote you. Run to us.
"Prosecutors in Minnesota have added 17 counts of possession of child pornography to the case against a Minnestoa Catholic priest accused of molesting children.
"Curtis Carl Wehmeyer, 48, was already charged with three counts of criminal sexual conduct. According to the Ramsey County Attorney's Office, Curtis Carl Wehmeyer was charged with 15 counts of possession of child pornography.
"After conducting a forensic exam on a seized laptop, investigators found a number of 'still images and video clips depicting sex acts involving prepubescent males'."
Trust him with your lives. And your small children.
Tuesday, 9 October 2012
More america is smart people! U.S. House Committee on Science, Space and Technology member: big bang is a lie from hell.
"U.S. Representative Paul Broun, Georgia Republican who sits on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology.: 'God’s word is true. I’ve come to understand that. All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of hell. And it’s lies to try to keep me and all the folks who are taught that from understanding that they need a savior.'"
"Broun also said that he believes the Earth is about 9,000 years old and that it was made in six days. Those beliefs are held by fundamentalist Christians who believe the creation accounts in the Bible to be literally true."
There are time at night, as I hold a small boy in my arms, when I think America has no future. But then a man such as Rep. Paul Broun comes along and gives me hope. Thank you U.S. Representative Broun. And speaking of big bangs...
Oh my deer! Tell it like it is Georgia Republican Paul Broun.
See. Georgia ain't no backward place. Deliver us from evil, Brother Paul.
"Broun also said that he believes the Earth is about 9,000 years old and that it was made in six days. Those beliefs are held by fundamentalist Christians who believe the creation accounts in the Bible to be literally true."
There are time at night, as I hold a small boy in my arms, when I think America has no future. But then a man such as Rep. Paul Broun comes along and gives me hope. Thank you U.S. Representative Broun. And speaking of big bangs...
Oh my deer! Tell it like it is Georgia Republican Paul Broun.
See. Georgia ain't no backward place. Deliver us from evil, Brother Paul.
Bi-sickle. In India, two women branded as witches are hacked to death with sickle.
STORY >>
This is horrible. You see, this is why Christianity is better: we know how to properly kill witches. Witches are supposed to be burned, not hacked. How backwards.
"VADODARA: Two elderly women were brutally murdered by a man in a village in Halol taluka of Panchmahal district.
The accused suspected that the women were evil spirits and had caused losses to him and hence took the extreme step..."
This is horrible. You see, this is why Christianity is better: we know how to properly kill witches. Witches are supposed to be burned, not hacked. How backwards.
"VADODARA: Two elderly women were brutally murdered by a man in a village in Halol taluka of Panchmahal district.
The accused suspected that the women were evil spirits and had caused losses to him and hence took the extreme step..."
FUBAR! Is society really this fuqua'd up? Republican candidate Fuqua endorses death penalty for rebellious children.
Well, you know I have better thoughts of what to do with bad little boys. But hey, who says we can't do both? You can have your cake and eat it too! So forget timeouts. Let's rape and kill!
And be prepared for the closed-minded, liberal-controlled media to call this a bad idea.
"Meet Charlie Fuqua, the U.S. Republican politician who wants rebellious kids executed:"
STORY >>
"CITING the Bible as his inspiration for ridding the good ol’ US of A of bothersome sprogs, Charlie Fuqua, Republican candidate for the Arkansas House of Representatives, believes a process could be set up to allow for the introduction of the death penalty for “rebellious children...”
Republican Charlie Fuqua. Who needs sharia law with ideas this fuqua'n good?
And be prepared for the closed-minded, liberal-controlled media to call this a bad idea.
"Meet Charlie Fuqua, the U.S. Republican politician who wants rebellious kids executed:"
STORY >>
"CITING the Bible as his inspiration for ridding the good ol’ US of A of bothersome sprogs, Charlie Fuqua, Republican candidate for the Arkansas House of Representatives, believes a process could be set up to allow for the introduction of the death penalty for “rebellious children...”
Republican Charlie Fuqua. Who needs sharia law with ideas this fuqua'n good?
A Victory of Love.
"Victory Christian Center (Tulsa, Oklahoma) is a church of love, acceptance and forgiveness for people of all denominations, races and ..."
...and forgiveness of in-house rapists?
STORY LINK >>
Are you shocked by this story? I know I am. A 13-year-old girl. Raped. Silenced. What's going on here? Were there no younger children there? No boys? We priests need to show you pastors the light.
Oklahoma: Suspended Church Workers Will Return
"Five suspended employees of a Tulsa megachurch who were accused of waiting more than two weeks to report rape allegations by a 13-year-old girl will return to the ministry by the end of the month with different responsibilities, church leaders said. The pastor, Bruce Edwards, made the announcement during weekend services at the Victory Christian Center, a 17,000-member worldwide ministry. Prosecutors say that the girl told employees in mid-August that she had been raped in a stairwell on the church’s campus, but that the police were not informed until Aug. 30, after church officials said they did their own investigation."
A temple of love:
...and forgiveness of in-house rapists?
STORY LINK >>
Are you shocked by this story? I know I am. A 13-year-old girl. Raped. Silenced. What's going on here? Were there no younger children there? No boys? We priests need to show you pastors the light.
Oklahoma: Suspended Church Workers Will Return
"Five suspended employees of a Tulsa megachurch who were accused of waiting more than two weeks to report rape allegations by a 13-year-old girl will return to the ministry by the end of the month with different responsibilities, church leaders said. The pastor, Bruce Edwards, made the announcement during weekend services at the Victory Christian Center, a 17,000-member worldwide ministry. Prosecutors say that the girl told employees in mid-August that she had been raped in a stairwell on the church’s campus, but that the police were not informed until Aug. 30, after church officials said they did their own investigation."
A temple of love:
Friday, 5 October 2012
this week in baseball
When god closes a door...
Ohio priest sentenced to six years for sex crimes >>
Former Somerville priest charged with allegedly abusing teen over 10-year period >>
he opens a window...
Elderly sex offender priest to be released from prison on Thanksgiving >>
Yes, two in, one out. That's just the way I like it :)
Ohio priest sentenced to six years for sex crimes >>
Former Somerville priest charged with allegedly abusing teen over 10-year period >>
he opens a window...
Elderly sex offender priest to be released from prison on Thanksgiving >>
Yes, two in, one out. That's just the way I like it :)
Falling down. The Step-fall Wives. Pastor rewards two wives with early heaven entry.
STORY >>
NEWS VIDEO
This is terrible. Scandalous. A horrible thing indeed. A pastor killing two wives and having affairs with members of his congregation gets caught. You should have learned from us pastor. Remember, we catholics don't get caught. So that was your first mistake.
Second of all, get 'em while they're young, not old. The authorities never really do much when you rape small children, even driving them to suicide. And the pope, at worst, might re-assign you to some cushy job with a promotion.
But worry not retired Pennsylvania pastor Arthur "A.B." Schirmer: prison is made for guys like us.
Yup. God works in a mysterious haze.
Retired pastor AB Schirmer: Divorce, American style
But here's a gift from me to your defense, team:
"Good people of the jury, Americans fall down stairs all the time:"
NEWS VIDEO
This is terrible. Scandalous. A horrible thing indeed. A pastor killing two wives and having affairs with members of his congregation gets caught. You should have learned from us pastor. Remember, we catholics don't get caught. So that was your first mistake.
Second of all, get 'em while they're young, not old. The authorities never really do much when you rape small children, even driving them to suicide. And the pope, at worst, might re-assign you to some cushy job with a promotion.
But worry not retired Pennsylvania pastor Arthur "A.B." Schirmer: prison is made for guys like us.
Yup. God works in a mysterious haze.
Retired pastor AB Schirmer: Divorce, American style
But here's a gift from me to your defense, team:
"Good people of the jury, Americans fall down stairs all the time:"
Monday, 1 October 2012
Ivory Tower. Monsignor Cristobal Garcia: an altar boy “not only seduced me, he also raped me.”
“...Priest probed.” Funny headline.
STORY: "Cebu priest probed over 'child abuse' " >>
Monsignor Cristobal Garcia: an altar boy “not only seduced me, he also raped me.”
So, who is the real victim here? Open your eyes people: we priests are just getting bad press. You tempt us with your children, then you blame us. You are the drug dealers. You are the pushers. And look what happened to my friend, Monsignor Garcia. Seduced, raped, and then his good name gets dragged through the mud. He was even mildly scolded by the pope (for getting caught).
STORY: "Cebu priest probed over 'child abuse' " >>
Monsignor Cristobal Garcia: an altar boy “not only seduced me, he also raped me.”
So, who is the real victim here? Open your eyes people: we priests are just getting bad press. You tempt us with your children, then you blame us. You are the drug dealers. You are the pushers. And look what happened to my friend, Monsignor Garcia. Seduced, raped, and then his good name gets dragged through the mud. He was even mildly scolded by the pope (for getting caught).
Down under: Victoria's secret.
STORY from Australia >>
"Up to 10,000 children may have been abused in Victoria alone..."
Oh, stop your whining and grab a Foster's and a vegemite sandwich. "Victims." Yea, sure. Readers of this blog realise the truth which includes the following:
1) This is just friendship taken to a different level
2) They were asking for it
3) Children are meant to be shared
4) It was god's will
"Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
Remember, you already knew that men plunder and chunder. So don't act surprised.
Who can it be? It's a man who's come to take you away... you bad boy.
"Up to 10,000 children may have been abused in Victoria alone..."
Oh, stop your whining and grab a Foster's and a vegemite sandwich. "Victims." Yea, sure. Readers of this blog realise the truth which includes the following:
1) This is just friendship taken to a different level
2) They were asking for it
3) Children are meant to be shared
4) It was god's will
"Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
Remember, you already knew that men plunder and chunder. So don't act surprised.
Who can it be? It's a man who's come to take you away... you bad boy.
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