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This is terrible. Scandalous. A horrible thing indeed. A pastor killing two wives and having affairs with members of his congregation gets caught. You should have learned from us pastor. Remember, we catholics don't get caught. So that was your first mistake.
Second of all, get 'em while they're young, not old. The authorities never really do much when you rape small children, even driving them to suicide. And the pope, at worst, might re-assign you to some cushy job with a promotion.
But worry not retired Pennsylvania pastor Arthur "A.B." Schirmer: prison is made for guys like us.
Yup. God works in a mysterious haze.
Retired pastor AB Schirmer: Divorce, American style
But here's a gift from me to your defense, team:
"Good people of the jury, Americans fall down stairs all the time:"
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