Words don't come easy. "Child abuse." Gotta love them semantics.

My Dear Priestly Colleagues,

You are no doubt aware of the on-going turbulance in Australia where the government authorities are nosing around our business. They claim that tens of thousands of children may have been abused across the country by religious authorities. Heck, even Australia's president is involved, heathen that she is.

But I write to you urging all to keep a chin up and tight upper lip (if you get my drift). We are fortunate. Very fortunate indeed that we only have to deal with a stupid media. Morans. Easily manipulated morons.

There are lots of stories of "child abuse." We planted that word in their minds. And they bought it hook line and stinker. Sure, they could start throwing out terms such as forced sodimy, violent oral sex, or, on a good day, statuatory rape. But nope -- they continue to use term "child abuse," as if we withheld their chocolate pudding.

So keep strong and stay hard. We are still in control here. We abuse the media too you see.

Words don't come easy.